Troubleshooting note: Apache2 using the wrong php
When I posted the previous post I noticed a warning about a new Drupal version being available. I SSH'd into my box, navigated to my website's directory and ran composer update and made sure everything was updated.
I was then confronted with an error when going to cycrev.com:
Composer detected issues in your platform: Your Composer dependencies require a PHP version ">= 8.2.0".
A seemingly simple error - back to SSH, become root, and run some good ol' sudo apt update and sudo apt list --upgradeable and sudo apt upgrade while i'm there.